You've all seen this one.  I think it's a Tampax commercial.  It's for tampons that are "so unbelievably" small and compact that no one will know it's a tampon.  There's this girl in a high school class passing one of these magic tampons to another girl, when the stereotypical hardass/dumbass teacher tells her to bring it to the front of the class.  He takes it and asks if she brought enough tampons for the rest of the class because the stupid bastard thinks it's candy.  Retard.  It's obviously a tampon.  Anyway, she says "Enough for the girls," and all the girls in the class start giggling like the brain-dead morons they are while the guys in the class look around, all fucking confused, because they don't get what's so funny.  First of all, it's not funny.  Second, why the fuck does she carry enough tampons in her purse for a class full of women?  There were at least 15 girls in this class, and this bitch has 15+ tampons on her?  Why?  Is blood constantly erupting out of her vagina like a geyser?  Why is that necessary?  Who needs an entire box of tampons in an 8 hour period of time?  That's fucking crazy. It brings new meaning to the phrase "heavy-flow day."  And what really pisses me off is that the guys in the class think it's fucking candy.  Candy doesn't look like a tampon, not even a retractable tampon.  Maybe you might think it looks kind of like salt water taffy, but guess what - no one eats salt water taffy ever.  Only old ladies do, and last I checked, there aren't any old ladies in a high school class to confuse a tiny tampon with disgusting old lady candy.

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