I hate Coors Light.  Their new big gimmick that they're force-feeding us is that their beer is frost-brewed and shipped cold so that it "tastes colder."  That's fucking retarded.  If you take a bottle of Coors Light and a bottle of some other (hopefully better) beer, stick them in a fridge for a couple hours, then taste them both, they'll probably taste the same. You won't take a sip of the other beer, then a sip of Coors Light and say, "My god... The Coors Light - IT TASTES SO FUCKING COLD!!!!!  I'VE GOT TO CALL... SOMEONE!!!"  Get the fuck out of here.  And the whole "we ship our beer cold" thing is bullshit too.  All that means is that Coors Light has a better chance of getting skunked.  Coors brews their crap cold, it gets shipped cold, and then do you know what happens?  Cases of it are taken off the frosty-cool truck and then sit in a stack on the floor of a beer distributor sans fridge getting warm and nasty.  That's great, assholes... Way to fuck up.  Your frost brewing and icy shipping are pretty pointless now, aren't they?

On a side note, I went to CoorsLight.com to try and find a picture of the commercial.  I didn't find one, but I did have to enter in my birth date and home state before I could get into their ugly Flash menu.  Stupid.

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