This commercial features two women running into each other in the bathroom every day to clean stains off of their clothing.  First off, why are they so sloppy?  Can't they go one fucking day without spilling their lunch or some ink all over themselves?  Second, mutual klutziness is no way to build a friendship, ladies.

I like how every day it's something else.  one day it's salad dressing/chocolate ice cream, the next day it's toner/semen. The worst is the last time one of the woman gets covered in gunk before changing her wardrobe. It's brown and sloppy and she doesn't know what it is.  Yeah, it's definitely feces.  Someone gave her a Cleveland Steamer during her lunch break and she forgot to take her top off first.  You stupid scat-loving bitch. And the other woman gives her a disgusted look, which I think is appropriate.  Leave your deviant fetish shit at home or in the club that wannabe vampires hang out at; don't bring it to the office.

I love how the commercial ends though (and by love I mean hate).  Instead of learning how to be less of a slob, one of the women says, "fuck self improvement," and gets decked out in stain resistant cotton attire.  So she can continue to cover herself in food and her boss' swimmers without anyone being the wiser.  At least it's a moderate step up from the other slob who can't figure out, "If I can't get food into my mouth, maybe I should drape myself in plastic."

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