This
is terrible. Jessica Simpson is such a goddamned media whore
and here sister's even worse for mooching off of the retarded one's
fame to push her shitty over-produced faux-pop-punk bullshit music
career. Garbage. I hate moochers, especially when
they're mooching off of one person's bullshit to push their own,
slightly different, bullshit.
As you probably know, Jessica
Simpson has been in several commercials for Pizza Hut lately which
co-star a bunch of muppets (smaller, fuzzier whores - Jim Henson is
rolling in his grave right now, unless he's out on a zombie rampage
and eating brains). Since Jessica
Simpson is a retard, those commercials would make fun of her
rampant stupidity, giving dumb blondes everywhere a better role
model than Barbie. Obviously, I hate those commercials too, but
they thankfully aren't on anymore.
Now, Jessica and Ashley Simpson
star in a commercial for some type of new Ice Breakers mint.
They're sitting around by a pool, obviously earning their millions
of dollars by doing nothing, and they're talking about
mints. Ashley tells Jessica that the mints are liquid and solid or
something (I'm never really paying too much attention), Jessica
obviously gets confused because she's a moron, and Ashley
tells her to put that shit in her mouth. Then, Jessica makes this
sound like someone just rammed an ice dildo up her ass (which is
probably what really happened). Then some other bullshit happens
and I die a little more inside, and, off in the distance, I'm pretty
sure you can always hear children crying.
I still want
to put Jessica Simpson's boobs in my mouth though.
This
is terrible. Jessica Simpson is such a goddamned media whore
and here sister's even worse for mooching off of the retarded one's
fame to push her shitty over-produced faux-pop-punk bullshit music
career. Garbage. I hate moochers, especially when
they're mooching off of one person's bullshit to push their own,
slightly different, bullshit.