I've seen three different IPod
commercials, with three different songs:
Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl?
Black Eyed Peas - Hey Mama
U2 - Vertigo
First
of all, fuck U2, fuck that song, and fuck U2 again for pompously
demanding that the IPod commercials change their silhouette format
so that Bono can have his ugly fucking face on TV. The Black Eyed
Peas song is horrendous in every way possible (or in every way
impossible if you're from Bizarro World). They suck hard, and that
Fergie bitch ruined the group. Hey, Will I Am? An unwritten rule in
music is that you're never supposed to let your girlfriend join the
band. You deserve to suck. Finally, the goddamned Jet song. I
fucking hate hate hate HATE this fucking song. This song
would make Iggy Pop roll around in his grave if he were dead (and he
really should be dead by now - die, you scrawny wanker)
because it's a complete rip-off of Lust for Life, which was kind of
a shitty song to begin with. Whatever. It's all garbage music. Hey,
Apple people: put some decent music in your
commercials. And while you're at it, fuck you.
First
of all, fuck U2, fuck that song, and fuck U2 again for pompously
demanding that the IPod commercials change their silhouette format
so that Bono can have his ugly fucking face on TV. The Black Eyed
Peas song is horrendous in every way possible (or in every way
impossible if you're from Bizarro World). They suck hard, and that
Fergie bitch ruined the group. Hey, Will I Am? An unwritten rule in
music is that you're never supposed to let your girlfriend join the
band. You deserve to suck. Finally, the goddamned Jet song. I
fucking hate hate hate HATE this fucking song. This song
would make Iggy Pop roll around in his grave if he were dead (and he
really should be dead by now - die, you scrawny wanker)
because it's a complete rip-off of Lust for Life, which was kind of
a shitty song to begin with. Whatever. It's all garbage music. Hey,
Apple people: put some decent music in your
commercials. And while you're at it, fuck you.