The bouncing.  Red.  Dot.  A red "period," if you will.  As if no one knows what kind of product Kotex makes, they feel the need to hammer the maxi-pad theme into our skulls with a bouncing red dot that occasionally forms a stationary red period at the end of a sentence.  Okay, periods are vaginal bleeding and punctuation marks, you assholes can write and make products that keep vaginal blood from leaking through panties, we get it.  The bouncing red dot is a little too much.  Thanks to TV, I know a lot more about the menstrual cycle than I think I really should.  Thanks, TV, you back-stabbing motherfucker.  I don't understand why tampon commercials with bouncing red dots are okay, but people tell me that all of my "bloody-vagina" jokes are in bad taste.  Maybe if I write "bloody vaginas" in red.  Bloody vaginas.  There, now no one should care.  I even made the period that ended the statement red, too.  Now when your pussy kids cry when I call them cunt-rags, it's not my fault.  I wrote that shit in red, bitch.  They're crying because you're raising them to be giant walking vaginas, and that's probably the result of too many tampon commercials on TV.

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