I don't have much against the one with the bagpipes because
there's only one of them. No, I just put it here because it's the
same guy as the Hemi
commercials. No, the ones I hate are the ones with the guy that
looks exactly like Eddie from Family Matters only bulkier,
and his dog that sort of smiles. It looks like the dog is smiling,
but really it's snarling at the asshole that signed him up for the
commercials. That dog wants blood. Anyway, Eddie's always saying
"Good Dog" in the most annoying way possible. From air-conditioning
his crotch to getting doused by a fire hydrant to jumping off a
balcony into a pitcher of water, I hate this guy. It makes
me hate his dog, too, even though it's not the dog's fault it's in a
really stupid series of commercials. I refuse to drink
Sierra Mist because of it (also because it's just a generic
lemon-lime soda that replaced Pepsi's Slice since everyone drank
Sprite instead; Pepsi, you suck).
I don't have much against the one with the bagpipes because
there's only one of them. No, I just put it here because it's the
same guy as the Hemi
commercials. No, the ones I hate are the ones with the guy that
looks exactly like Eddie from Family Matters only bulkier
,
and his dog that sort of smiles. It looks like the dog is smiling,
but really it's snarling at the asshole that signed him up for the
commercials. That dog wants blood. Anyway, Eddie's always saying
"Good Dog" in the most annoying way possible. From air-conditioning
his crotch to getting doused by a fire hydrant to jumping off a
balcony into a pitcher of water, I hate this guy. It makes
me hate his dog, too, even though it's not the dog's fault it's in a
really stupid series of commercials. I refuse to drink
Sierra Mist because of it (also because it's just a generic
lemon-lime soda that replaced Pepsi's Slice since everyone drank
Sprite instead; Pepsi, you suck).