What the fuck is this all about? If you haven't
seen it, this commercial is about some crazy kid in high school
making a bust of some girl he likes, showing it to her, and then
making her watch him eat it, starting with the nose. What a fucking
sociopath. And, for some reason, the girl just watches in disgust
instead of running away in absolute terror, screaming bloody murder, and
trying to find some cops or Batman to take care of the little
psycho. If this was a real kid, he'd be kidnapping and eating real
people in about two years. I bet this commercial has given
real-life psychos some ideas. A few girls are going to come home
one day to a statue of them made out of Starburst with the head or
an arm cut off and a penis-shaped hole where the statue's vagina
is. Then they'd go inside and the walls would be covered with
half-chewed starburst and there will be a message carved into it
that says "YOU ARE THE SWEETEST CANDY" along with an offering of a
year's worth of the killer's toenail clippings.
What the fuck is this all about? If you haven't
seen it, this commercial is about some crazy kid in high school
making a bust of some girl he likes, showing it to her, and then
making her watch him eat it, starting with the nose. What a fucking
sociopath. And, for some reason, the girl just watches in disgust
instead of running away in absolute terror, screaming bloody murder, and
trying to find some cops or Batman to take care of the little
psycho. If this was a real kid, he'd be kidnapping and eating real
people in about two years. I bet this commercial has given
real-life psychos some ideas. A few girls are going to come home
one day to a statue of them made out of Starburst with the head or
an arm cut off and a penis-shaped hole where the statue's vagina
is. Then they'd go inside and the walls would be covered with
half-chewed starburst and there will be a message carved into it
that says "YOU ARE THE SWEETEST CANDY" along with an offering of a
year's worth of the killer's toenail clippings.