I've never seen this commercial on TV, but I found it by accident while looking for commercials I've actually seen that I hate for pictures at this site where you can watch it. Normally I wouldn't write about a commercial I haven't actually seen on TV before, but there's no way I can not talk about this after seeing it.  It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life by far, and it takes a lot to make me sick to my stomach.  This is completely horrible.  I don't know what a Mack's is, but I guess it's a brand of Slurpee or something.  Watch this commercial.  However, make sure you have a trashcan or an open-mouthed pervert at your feet to throw up into, because if you're like me, you won't make it to the bathroom.  I'll wait until you're finished...

Are you done?  Ok.  Wipe the vomit from your face and put the shirt you just threw up on into the washing machine.  Good fucking lord, she popped a zit on his face, it started bleeding, and she LICKED HIS ZIT-BLOOD!  AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Dude.  DUDE.  Jesus fucking Christ that is horrible.  It's not like a fairy tale where you blow a frog and he turns into a porn star, woman.  This is just a pimply-faced kid, and liking his pimple-blood will not grant any wishes.  Now you're diseased, you little bitch, and you'll wake up in the morning covered in pus and craters and no one will ask your nasty ass to the prom.  That means you'll be a virgin forever, and one day while vacationing on a tropical island somewhere, the natives will sacrifice you to appease their angry volcano gods.  Apparently this commercial is Canadian and for a Canadian product, so you know what that means.  It's time to bomb Canada.  The crazy fuckers must be stopped.

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