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One day, a bunch of us were in the courtyard of my old dorm, and Metal Kid was there with us. We were all extremely baked, which was pretty much a constant during my first year of college. As we were about to go back inside, a short conversation took place between Metal Kid and my friend Jak. Here it is: Jak: METAL KID! Quick, what are you thinking about? Metal Kid: What? Jak: I'm going to count to five, and when I get to five, I want you to shout out the first thing that comes to your mind. Ready? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, GO! Metal Kid: ... Jak: Metal Kid! What's on your mind?! What are you thinking about? Metal Kid: Peanut? Jak: Uh, okay. Now shout it as loud as you can! Metal Kid: PEANUT!!!!!!! None of us could possibly tell you why he was thinking about a peanut. Not even many peanuts. Just one. When we asked him why his brain was occupied with a giant peanut, he said, "I like peanuts." |