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Project X was incredibly stupid, but it's a story involving Metal Kid so I'm going to write about it. In the alcove of the courtyard in my dorm, there were a couple benches that we ripped out of the ground and put in there so we had someplace to sit when it was rainy or cold & windy or whatever. The legs of these benches were also really close to the center; closer than they should have been. One night, about five of us were sitting in the alcove smoking, three people on the bench against the wall, with Metal Kid and myself on the other bench. I kept seeing the three on the other bench whispering stupid shit back and forth, but the only thing I could make out was them saying "Project X" over and over. Assuming they were being stupid, I ignored it. That is, until Jon got me to move onto the other bench. So Metal Kid was on one end of a bench by himself. At this point, Metal Kid got sick of hearing "Project X" and not knowing what it was, so we told him to count silently to 100 and then scream "X" as loud as he could. He kept counting out loud and we'd make him start over. When he finally got to 100 without us telling him to start over, he stood up and screamed "X." This totally fucked up Project X, because when he did that we were planning on lifting the other end of the bench he was sitting on, making him fall on his ass. It's best that Project X was a failure because otherwise it would have been a pretty big dick move to do that, but we were dicks back then so it makes sense. It worked out in another way though because we got Metal Kid to scream 'X' all the fucking time, and that was some funny shit. |