A sure sign that your well of writing talent has dried up is when making a movie based on an ancient sitcom sounds like a great idea.  And speaking of, let's talk about this Tour de Shit.  First of all, the only people that remember the TV show are about two years away from dying of old age.  Second, Cedric the Entertainer fucking sucks.  He's not fucking funny.  Out of all the Kings of Comedy, he is by far the worst one.  Third, this movie is bound to be filled with wacky hijinx and schemes and pointless dialogue that tries its damnedest to be funny and falls flat on its oversized face.  It's the kind of movie you'd only watch on a Saturday afternoon when you're too hungover to get up off the couch and grab the remote that's across the room, but the whole time you're watching it, you are cursing the movie and your own laziness.  So no, this movie does not look good.  I'm sick of seeing a fucking commercial for it every time I turn on the TV.  I'm sick of seeing Cedric the Entertainer in other commercials where his fat ass tries to pimp ugly-as-fuck women - with hilarious results.  Here's what happens during the movie:

Cedric the Entertainer drives a bus full of degenerates and half-retarded people.  He hates his job and decides on a get-rich-quick scheme, and phase one is to make sure his hat is always crooked because he thinks it doesn't make him look like a jackass.

Get-rich-quick scene ends up with him and Mike Epps falling out a window and hanging off of a fire escape.  The fire escape is there to remind everyone that they live in a shitty apartment building that smells like horrible food and dead cats. If this scene were made into a Honeymooners trading card, I guarantee it would be called "Hanging Around."

To celebrate not dying when they fell off of the fire escape into garbage (or, as they call it, the bath tub), they go to the park and have a barbecue.  Then they have a competition to see who can do the most girl push-ups. Cedric the Entertainer wins with 14 and a half.

Then a dog wears sunglasses, struts around like it owns the place, and then probably puts on a Hawaiian shirt and goes surfing with blonde girls in bikinis.  When he's finished surfing, he has a beach party and we see many close-ups of bottles of Bud and Bud Light to trick people into thinking it's actually good beer.  No one will be fooled.  The end.

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