Another romantic comedy.  Wheeeeee.  Ashton Kutcher also has another romantic comedy out right now with Bernie Mac.  There should be a law against making two romantic comedies at once.  No one needs it.  No one wants it.  And to quote some guy in this movie, "YOU SUCK!"  Here's a funny tidbit: while filming the scene where Ashton Kutcher plays guitar and sings poorly in order to woo Amanda Peete, the guy screaming "You Suck!" was unintentional at the time of filming.  It was just some guy walking past the set at the time, and he could not control his hatred to Ashton Kutcher, the Friends' song, and romantic comedies in general.  In a sudden burst of conscience, the director left it in the final cut in order to let the world know he's aware that he fucked up when he made this piece of shit.

This movie looks so fucking stupid and insulting that I'm not even going to make a prediction on the plot.  Who cares?  It's some stupid awkward movie about falling in love that tries to be funny.  That's all you need to know to never fucking see it.  I don't even have to tell you that.  It's the kind of thing you're born knowing on instinct alone, like how you knew not to put your hand on a stove burner way before you decided to do it anyway because you were bored.  You fucking know better, but most of you will probably see this anyway in a futile attempt at getting some sub-par ass from a girl that thinks pink is fun.

The worst worst worst (word repeated for emphasis) part of this movie is that I know Amanda Peete and Ashton Kutcher made a shit load of money by starring in this movie.  And they probably had to do a few favors to be cast in it.

So yeah, this movie blows.  I also now hate Ashton Kutcher more than before for having two romantic comedies out in theaters at once.  What a fucking asshole.  Why doesn't he make another movie like Dude, Where's My Car?  This is why:

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