______________________                       ________. . .I'm too important to not park like an asshole.

WAY TO PARK, DUDE

"I'm the biggest idiot ever!"

Look at this parking job.  I go outside for a cigarette today, I see how this retard is parked, and I had to take a picture of it.  Who can't park straight in a parking lot?  I can somewhat understand that most people, myself excluded, can't parallel park because they never have to when they live in the suburbs.  Whenever I go downtown, I always see some stupid girl trying to parallel park her Jetta in a space three times the size of her car and fucking it up on every attempt.  Maybe I'm just used to that.  But when I see someone that can't pull straight into a parking spot in a lot, which requires no skill whatsoever, I think "Man, you should've been aborted because you're obviously too inept to function in society."  What an asshole.  This guy was not even fucking close to getting it right.  It's even funnier because it's a giant clunky SUV, and 95% of the people that drive an SUV are idiots.  Was this asshole in such a hurry that he couldn't at least make some kind of feeble attempt at straightening out?  What really pisses me off is that this piece of shit probably makes more money than I do.

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